3 days ago
“Absolutely (Story of a Girl)” by Nine Days
This is the story of a girl…
(I bet you couldn’t help but sing the rest of it!)
“There are a lot of ways to get attention that — depending on how and when you use them — can be good, bad, or interesting. I’ll show you in a segment called ‘Good, Bad, Interesting’. Here we go … Flirting. Good: Trying to get a date. Bad: Trying to get out of a sexual harassment charge. ‘Come on baby, it was nothin!’ Interesting: You’re in the electric chair. Nothing to lose!”
Important Things with Demetri Martin, 2.01 - “Attention”
It’s the cutest thing ever when Demetri cracks up at his own jokes.
It isn’t considered a Fallon when Demetri Martin does it!
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1 week ago
2 weeks ago
“Dope Nose” by Weezer
I wish Brian Bell were around to slap that kid in my Latin class on the face for every time he pretended to know how to rap
2 weeks ago
“Crystal Village” by Pete Yorn
The thing about liking a song you hear on a TV commercial is that it’s probably a song that you really only appreciate 30 seconds of. Aww man.
2 weeks ago
I think I’ll stop being so melancholy all the time.
See, I figure that no one in the right mind would ever be predisposed to reading someone else’s second-person simple-sentence buzzkill, so clearly I’ve only been cramping my own style this entire time.
Wouldn’t you agree? Eh? EH?
Enjoy this cuddly-wuddly photo of a sleeping cat while I sort things out.
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I am currently issuing reality cheques.
You are so condescending.
I wish you would just con-descend into a ditch full of teething zombie babies.
Man, that was bad.
Blech.
